The New Diet...

Ok, so I have come up with a new diet pill. This should totally work , if my theory is correct.
Have you ever done the "science" experiment when you were younger, involving Coke and a slab of bacon or a t-bone steak? I have done the bacon experiment, because frankly its cheaper and my parents would have never let me waste a steak.
So, what you do is take Coca-Cola and fill up a bowl with it. Place the slab of bacon or t-bone steak in the bowl full of Coke. And let is sit. I believe the slab of bacon is gone within 24 hours, but it takes a few days for the meat and fat to dissolve off the bone of a t-bone. And if you used the t-bone steak, all is left is that t-bone. So, what does this prove - that Coke can destroy fat (and meat as well). But more importantly fat.
But it has to come in contact with the fat and stay there for a while. So, my thoughts are (and I am not scientists), but if we can get Coke directly to our blood stream ( ie. pills) then perhaps we make it target the fat and stay in our bodies longer than just drinking it.
Does this make sense?
disclaimer: Coca-Cola does not make a diet pill (yet, but they should - and pay me for my theory) and I photoshoped that image.

3 Comments:
Why the quick fix?
Why not discipline one's self and workout, eat right and train to be thinner?
This makes sense to me.
well anonymous, it was meant to be read a satire on the diet industry.
Sorry. I didn't read it that way. I reread and it didn't come across as satirical.
Perhaps my satirical switch is on the fritz again.
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